Carrying a conversation counts as cardio. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew gossiping could replace a gym membership? ποΈββοΈπ¨οΈπ€£ Related funny posts π€ I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on. Running from your problems is cardio. Of course I do cardio. Itβs called running from my problems. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think Iβm some dumb American who doesnβt speak French and they are correct.