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Funny chicken quotes
Oct 17
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: I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.
Sep 25
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: If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?
Sep 22
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: I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.
Sep 22
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: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”
Sep 22
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: If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?
Sep 22
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: Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
Sep 22
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: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.
Sep 22
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: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.
