23 Funny chicken quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me Dr. Chickenstein, performing the most delicious autopsy known to mankind! 🔍🍗😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

  Commentary:
  "Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

  Commentary:
  Well, who wouldn't scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they're just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

  Commentary:
  "Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs roses when you can have nuggets? Because nothing says 'I love you' like a crispy, golden token of affection. Forget the flowers, let those nuggets do the talking – and trust me, they speak the language of deliciousness!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'healthy' diet move – ordering a buffalo chicken quesadilla and calling it a 'healthy option'. 🌶️🧀😂 Who knew that cheesy goodness could be seen as a diet food! Keep up the good work, gentlemen, you're really nailing this whole healthy eating thing! 🍗🥑🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

  Commentary:
  "Who can resist the urge to gobble down those adorable little nuggets of joy on four legs? 🐶🍗 Just make sure to ask for a side of belly rubs and extra wagging tails to go with it!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

  Commentary:
  "God creating the duck: 'Why have a boring chicken when you can have a waterproof feathered musician?' 🦆🎷 #QuirkyCreation #GodsSenseOfHumor"

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