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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chicken, eating, food, funny thought, humor, i, just, light, middle, myself, question, red, red light, run, self-reflection, thought on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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