Them: Good morning! Me: Where? Posted onMay 24, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Them: Good morning! ☀️ Me: Where? 🤔 Probably still lost in yesterday's dreams! 😴 Related funny posts 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived. Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!