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Funny church quotes bring a lighthearted touch to the solemnity of worship. β›ͺπŸ˜„ From witty remarks about Sunday services to playful takes on congregational life, these quotes offer a fun way to reflect on faith and fellowship. Enjoy a laugh while appreciating the humorous moments that happen within the church! β›ͺπŸ˜„

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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