Church should be less preachy and more eat-y. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning water into wine is one thing, but can we turn sermons into brunch? š·š„š Related funny posts š¤ Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it. A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now. Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner. Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.