Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of silent but deadly versus loud and proud in the house of the Lord! ๐๐จ Who knew wooden pews were the ultimate accomplice in amplifying our embarrassments! Remember, a pew is just a bench, but with holy judgment added for extra sass! ๐๐"
Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.
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