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16 Funny clever quotes

Funny clever quotes are the perfect blend of wit and humor that brighten your day and tickle your brain 🤓✨ Whether you need a quick laugh 😂 or a smart comeback 🧠, these gems deliver playful vibes and sharp smiles every time. Get ready to share some chuckles and cleverness that’ll have everyone saying, “Where did you find that?!” 😎🌟

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Posted onJan 21, 2026

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

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