Can I come over and circle you like a vulture? Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous π¦ π€ Related funny posts π€ I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit. The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople. Everyoneβs a gangster until their doorbell rings. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”