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Humorous text about avoiding escape rooms, referencing C-section origins with playful wit.

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Commentary:
"Sorry, but this escape room is strictly for those with exit strategies… and well, let's just say I never got the memo on natural exits! 🚪😅 #CSectionSurvivor"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged c-section, clever, clever wordplay, escape, escape room, humor, i, joke, me, medical, medical humor, rescue, room, someone, take, wordplay on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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