Funny colleague quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

  Commentary:
  🤪 Don't worry if you feel a bit odd at work – remember, someone out there probably thinks you're their quirky coworker! Embrace your uniqueness, because let's face it, normal is overrated anyway! 🤣 #WeirdAndProud #OfficeAntics

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

  Commentary:
  "Attempting to uncover the mysteries of your coworkers' minds, one staring contest at a time. 👀💭 Just remember: if you start seeing brains, maybe it's time for a coffee break! ☕️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

  Commentary:
  Ah yes, the legendary mood-vampire colleague 🧛🏼‍♂️ lurking in every office! They have a PhD in the science of giving you a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday… 😒 #OfficeDrama #AvoidEyeContact

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the trifecta of office woes: The chill chum, the famished friend, and the sleepy sidekick. But you? You are the ultimate office unicorn, embodying all three in a majestic display of multitasking magnificence! 🦄❄️🍔😴."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

  Commentary:
  "Networking more with colleagues sounds like a great idea… until the 10th 'How was your weekend?' conversation in a row 🙃👔 #IntrovertProblems"

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