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Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

Feb 3, 2026

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Feb 2, 2026

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Feb 2, 2026

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Jan 29, 2026

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Jan 23, 2026

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Jan 22, 2026

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Jan 21, 2026

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Jan 21, 2026

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Jan 19, 2026

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Jan 18, 2026