Witty text about dread over upcoming team-building retreat, humorous and sarcastic tone.

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Commentary:
Sending virtual hugs and an emergency supply of caffeine! β˜•οΈπŸ˜… Good luck surviving the trust falls!πŸ€žπŸ»πŸ˜‚