Funny consider quotes

Funny consider quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day 🤪✨ They make you pause, laugh, and maybe even rethink things with a cheeky twist 🤔😂 Whether you’re in need of a quick pick-me-up or a clever line to share, these witty nuggets will keep your vibe light and your smile wide 😄🎉 Ready to consider life from a funnier angle? Let’s dive in!

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Venturing beyond the first page of Google is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of the internet 😂🔍🌐

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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I guess I need to "chat" more often if I want to fit into my skinny jeans! 😂🗣️🔥

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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"Still riding the fine line between 'aged like fine wine' and 'aged like an interesting cheese.' 🍷🧀😄"

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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"Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Well, the Internet was supposed to be the time-saving hero we all needed, but here we are, spending hours watching cat videos and scrolling through endless memes 🕰️⏳😂 Time flies when you're having Wi-Fi!

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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"Before you call me an idiot, just remember, it takes one to know one! 🤓💡 #SelfAwareness"

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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😄🏃‍♂️ "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it… a sign that they're either really enjoying their run or they just saw a squirrel do something hilarious. Keep an eye out for those elusive happy joggers – they might be onto something!"

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Commentary:
Looks like I've shared my location with the aliens too many times! 🚀👽🆘

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