11 Funny consider quotes

• A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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  6 days ago

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• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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  7 days ago

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• If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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  7 days ago

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• I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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  1 week ago

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• I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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  1 week ago

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• My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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  1 week ago

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• Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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  3 weeks ago

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• The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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  3 weeks ago

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