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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
It's a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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