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  1 week ago

  View →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!
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  5 months ago

  View →: The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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