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Mar 25, 2026

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Witty quote about needing deep friendship before falling in love, humorously highlighting dating struggles.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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