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Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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Dec 31, 2025

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Spotted on Twitch:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Going viral on TikTok:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Live now on YouTube:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Spotted on Facebook:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Just shared via TikTok:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Going viral on TikTok:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Making waves on Telegram:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Funny devices quotes

Funny devices quotes bring a hilarious twist to our everyday tech struggles and gadget love 📱😂 From smartphones that seem smarter than us to laptops that have a mind of their own 💻🤪, these witty sayings capture the quirks of modern life perfectly. Get ready to laugh out loud and relate to every glitch, beep, and notification that keeps us hooked! 📲🎉 #TechHumor #GadgetGiggles

New funny devices quotes 👇

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

60 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent someone who holds me.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a break from me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Spotted on Reddit:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Trending via Threads:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Spotted on Discord:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Trending via Snapchat:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Shared recently on Telegram:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Just landed via Twitch:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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