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Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡ļ has shared:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ķ has downloaded:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from ðŸ‡đ🇞 has viewed:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇊 has downloaded:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Ŋ has shared:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ŧ has bookmarked:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ŋ has copied:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Someone from 🇎🇊 has viewed:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ŋ has viewed:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ī has copied:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Making waves on Discord:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Just landed via Slack:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Breaking via Slack:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Trending via Messenger:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Reported on Facebook:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

Spotted on Instagram:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ĐðŸ‡ī has viewed:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ķ🇎 has downloaded:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ŧ has downloaded:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇊 has shared:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ē has copied:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Đ has shared:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ī has copied:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ŧ has bookmarked:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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Shared recently on Snapchat:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Shared recently on Facebook:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Trending via Threads:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Freshly posted on X:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Shared recently on TikTok:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Breaking via Instagram:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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