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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty quote about loyalty, comparing caring to Gmail's obsession with new device sign-ins.
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Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! πŸ”’πŸ˜‚πŸ“§

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