Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?