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Funny Dracula quotes

Funny Dracula quotes 🧛‍♂️🦇 bring a hilarious twist to the classic vampire tale! Whether you’re fang-tastically obsessed or just here for the laughs, these witty lines bite with humor and charm. Perfect for spooky season or anytime you need a cheeky chuckle, get ready to sink your teeth into some fang-tastic fun! 😄🩸✨

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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