For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨" Related funny posts 🤝 I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep. You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear. Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian. If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.