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108 Funny driving quotes

Funny driving quotes take the wheel when it comes to everyday chaos on the road β€” from questionable turn signals to epic parking fails! πŸ˜‚πŸš— Whether you’re a speed demon, a backseat driver, or someone who talks to GPS like it’s a person, these quotes remind us that driving isn’t just transportation β€” it’s comedy in motion. Buckle up for the laughs! πŸ˜†πŸ›žπŸ›‘

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

One thing that could really β€œlevel-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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