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Talk about taking detours during a driving lesson! 🚗💨🤣
135 Funny driving quotes
Officer, I had no idea I was even driving.
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"When autopilot goes rogue 😂🚗🤖"
I’ve never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.
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Is it too much to ask for a wiper setting between torrential downpour and light sprinkle? 😂🌧️🚗
Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…
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Channeling my inner emotional superstar while staying in my lane, where are the Oscars for road performances? 🎭🚗😂
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
I brake for no one, except squirrels.
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Just trying to keep my nutty squirrel fan club alive! 🐿️🚗💨
In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.
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Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨
She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.
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Millennial superhero: Defender of the stick shift! 🚗🦸♀️✨
I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.
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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅
I drive like I’m immortal.
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Driving like you're in a video game, where's the restart button? 🚗💥😄