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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Making waves on Threads:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Trending via Messenger:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Trending via WeChat:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Just landed via Facebook:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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91 Funny driving quotes

Funny driving quotes take the wheel when it comes to everyday chaos on the road — from questionable turn signals to epic parking fails! 😂🚗 Whether you’re a speed demon, a backseat driver, or someone who talks to GPS like it’s a person, these quotes remind us that driving isn’t just transportation — it’s comedy in motion. Buckle up for the laughs! 😆🛞🛑

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23 hours ago
Share →: I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Commentary:
Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk 😂🚗💨🕖
3 days ago
Share →: Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Commentary:
Sounds like it's time to hire a GPS just for life's detours! 🚦😂🚗
5 days ago
Share →: I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Commentary:
Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣
5 days ago
Share →: The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Commentary:
Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
5 days ago
Share →: Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Commentary:
"Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"
5 days ago
Share →: I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Commentary:
Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂
6 days ago
Share →: Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Commentary:
"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
6 days ago
Share →: I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Commentary:
"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
1 week ago
Share →: I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Commentary:
"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Commentary:
"Just doing my civic duty as an undercover speed limit enforcer! 🚗💨😎 #TurtlePaceAgain"

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

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I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Making waves on TikTok:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Breaking via Telegram:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Going viral on X:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Going viral on Discord:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Trending via Threads:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Trending via Facebook:

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Just landed via Facebook:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Spotted on WeChat:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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