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108 Funny driving quotes

Funny driving quotes take the wheel when it comes to everyday chaos on the road β€” from questionable turn signals to epic parking fails! πŸ˜‚πŸš— Whether you’re a speed demon, a backseat driver, or someone who talks to GPS like it’s a person, these quotes remind us that driving isn’t just transportation β€” it’s comedy in motion. Buckle up for the laughs! πŸ˜†πŸ›žπŸ›‘

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s β€œyou can’t drive”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said β€œnext time it will be you”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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