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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.
My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.
Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.
Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.
I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Commentary:
"Who says taking the scenic route isn't a valid life strategy? 🌍 Keep on circling that globe, my friend! Maybe you'll stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way…or at least a good snack stop! 🌮😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day ☹️🌎 #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"
5 months ago
Share →: Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Commentary:
"Aubrey Plaza: the extraterrestrial observer turned accidental celebrity! 👽🌍 Fame's gravitational pull proved too strong to escape! 🚀😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Commentary:
"Move over, cheetahs! The real speed demons are the smartasses typing away online at lightning speed! 🏃💨💻 Who needs four legs when you have a keyboard and sarcasm on your side? 😂 #InternetSprinter"
5 months ago
Share →: Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Commentary:
"Talk about tough luck! Five mass extinctions survived, only to meet a furry fashion critic with killer instincts 🦁🎄 #ThanksADecorativeHouseCat"
5 months ago
Share →: 90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Commentary:
"Back in the 90s, scientists were all about cloning sheep 🐑, landing robots on Mars 🚀, and making major breakthroughs. Now in 2021, they're stuck explaining to flat earthers that yes, the Earth is indeed round 🌍. Oh, how the tables have turned! 🔄😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Commentary:
"Oh, the secrets hidden within a calculator history! 💻🤫 Let's keep that under lock and key, shall we? Can you imagine the embarrassment if someone stumbled upon your '2+2=?' moments? 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: your soulmate is an extraterrestrial and is currently cruising past Mars, contemplating the possibility of life on earth 👽🌍 #SearchingForSouls #InterstellarDating"
5 months ago
Share →: If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like cats have been holding back their world domination plans, focusing on knocking things off the coffee table instead! 🌎🐱 Time to rethink that flat earth theory, folks!
5 months ago
Share →: Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Commentary:
"Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants"