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44 Funny Earth quotes

Funny Earth quotes offer a playful perspective on our planet and its quirks! 🌍😂 From humorous observations about nature’s oddities to witty takes on our everyday interactions with the environment, these quotes remind us to enjoy and laugh about our amazing Earth. Embrace the humor and celebrate our world with a smile! 😄🌿

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Posted onJan 25, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Posted onJan 24, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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