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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.