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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

85 shares on Slack this month:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Just landed via Twitch:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Making waves on Twitch:

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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