Funny explaining quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

  Commentary:
  "When someone doesn't get it, just bee yourself and buzz by! 🍯🐝😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

  Commentary:
  "Why be wrong when I can be right 24/7? Just ask me! 😄🗣️📚 #SelfProclaimedExpert"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the power of the mysterious "cha cha cha!" 🕺💬 It's like adding a sprinkle of salsa to a bland conversation; unexpected and slightly confusing, but undeniably fun! Maybe it's time to bring a little cha cha cha into the world of formal speeches and boardroom meetings… Or not. 😄 #ChaChaChaChaos

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