Funny explaining quotes

• Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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  4 days ago

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• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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  2 months ago

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• A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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  2 months ago

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• Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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  2 months ago

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• You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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  2 months ago

  appreciation, cha, cha cha cha, creativity, explaining, expression, fun, humor, nobody, sentence, want, yourself

• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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  4 months ago

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• Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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  4 months ago

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• I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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  5 months ago

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• I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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  6 months ago

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