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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Going viral on Reddit:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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