How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert Related funny posts 🤝 I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb. For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me. Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat. One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again. I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.