Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.