25 Funny finish quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?
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  4 months ago

  View →: If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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