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30 Funny finish quotes

Funny finish quotes bring a smile πŸ˜„ and a chuckle πŸ₯³ to those moments when endings feel a bit too serious. Whether wrapping up a project, a race, or just the day, these witty lines add the perfect dash of humor πŸŽ‰. Ready to laugh your way to the finish line? Let’s dive into some playful gems that turn goodbyes into giggles! πŸ˜‚πŸš€

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Uber Eats β€œyou forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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