Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆 Related funny posts 🤝 Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat. Country music is for men who need a little help crying. I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be. Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.