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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.
1 month ago
Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?
3 months ago
I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.
3 months ago
If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.
3 months ago
Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
3 months ago
I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
3 months ago