Funny fold quotes

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but it's time to fold the laundry that's been lying around since last Sunday.

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025