Funny fold quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Folding laundry is my cardio. 🏋️‍♂️👕 Just kidding, I'm on a permanent rest day! 😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bittersweet irony of adulting! 🧺🧺 It's like winning a never-ending marathon, only to start another race right away. Laundry – the eternal task that keeps on giving! 🤣 #LifeIsAFullLoad

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

  Commentary:
  "Sure thing, just make sure you come with a manual on how to fold you properly! 🤣🛏️ #FittedSheetStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

  Commentary:
  🧺👚 "Listen up, folks! It's time to tackle that laundry mountain that's been growing taller than the Eiffel Tower. Remember, your clothes need a vacation from the floor too!" 😉 #LaundryDayBlues

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old parenting hack – the elusive art of distraction! 🧺📚 Tell a teen to fold laundry and suddenly math problems seem like a piece of cake! 🤣 Who knew chores could be the homework motivation we've all been searching for? 🤷‍♂️ #ParentingWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, the battle of the laundry mountain escalates! 🧺🏔️ Fold or be folded, that is the question. Will our hero emerge victorious or end up as a well-pressed omelet? Stay tuned for the next episode of Domestic Drama! 📺😄"

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