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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Feb 1, 2026

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Jan 31, 2026

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Jan 30, 2026

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Jan 23, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Jan 23, 2026

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Jan 21, 2026

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Jan 21, 2026

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Jan 21, 2026

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

Jan 21, 2026

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Jan 18, 2026