Funny followers quotes

• Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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  2 months ago

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• Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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  2 months ago

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• Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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  2 months ago

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• Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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  2 months ago

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• “I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

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  2 months ago

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• Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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  2 months ago

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• If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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  2 months ago

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