Avocado is just green butter.

Avocado is just green butter.

Commentary:
"Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Commentary:
Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Commentary:
Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals