Avocado is just green butter. Posted onMay 24, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste" Related funny posts 🤝 Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside? I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. The person who invented butter really understood humans. A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.