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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

3 months ago

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

3 months ago

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

3 months ago

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

3 months ago

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

3 months ago

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

3 months ago

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

3 months ago

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

3 months ago

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

3 months ago

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

3 months ago

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

3 months ago

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

3 months ago

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

3 months ago

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

3 months ago

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

3 months ago

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

3 months ago

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

3 months ago

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

3 months ago

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

3 months ago

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

3 months ago