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This Monday could have been an email.

Jan 29, 2026

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Jan 29, 2026

I hope this email kills us both.

Jan 29, 2026

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Jan 29, 2026

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Jan 29, 2026

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Jan 29, 2026

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

Jan 29, 2026

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Jan 28, 2026

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Jan 28, 2026

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Jan 28, 2026

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Jan 28, 2026

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Jan 28, 2026

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Jan 28, 2026

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Jan 28, 2026

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Jan 28, 2026

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Jan 28, 2026

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Jan 28, 2026

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Jan 28, 2026

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Jan 28, 2026

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Jan 28, 2026

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Jan 28, 2026

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Jan 28, 2026

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Jan 28, 2026

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Jan 28, 2026

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Jan 28, 2026

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Jan 28, 2026

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Jan 28, 2026

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Jan 28, 2026

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

Jan 28, 2026

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Jan 28, 2026

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Jan 23, 2026

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Jan 23, 2026

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Jan 23, 2026

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Jan 23, 2026

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Jan 23, 2026

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Jan 23, 2026

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Jan 23, 2026

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Jan 23, 2026

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Jan 23, 2026