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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Just shared via Reddit:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Just landed via Instagram:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Going viral on WeChat:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Just landed via X:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Live now on X:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Spotted on Messenger:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Ah, yes, those pesky household items that turn a simple task into a Herculean challenge! 🙄 It's as if they've been imbued with a mischievous spirit intent on thwarting your every attempt to open that drawer. Who knew a seemingly innocuous drawer could become your arch-nemesis? 😂 Next time you conquer that stubborn drawer, consider it a triumph worthy of an epic quest! 🏆✨

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Making waves on Threads:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Trending via WeChat:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Trending via Telegram:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Freshly posted on X:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Spotted on TikTok:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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