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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.