622 Funny fun quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

  Commentary:
  "Alcohol must have missed the memo on 'evil plans' and just decided to throw a giggle party instead! 🥂😂 Who knew being slutty was the real happy hour special? Cheers to keeping it saucy, not sinister! 🍹💃"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when you had to actually have skills to drop some sick rhymes! 🎤😂 Now everyone thinks they're a rapper just because they can rhyme "cat" with "hat"! 🐱🎩 Let's bring back the days of real rap talent and leave the wannabes in the dust! ✨🎶 #RapGameStrong

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the golden rule of self-absorption!🌟 Remember, it's your world, we're all just living in it.💁‍♂️🌎 #MeMeMe"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

  Commentary:
  "Hope your WiFi connection doesn't go down with the ship! 🚢🎶⚓️ #SyncingTheHits"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I only drink when I people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate excuse for social lubrication! 🥂 Who knew 'peopling' could be so demanding that it requires a drink or two? 🤪 Let's raise a glass to all those moments when dealing with people drives us to drink! 🍻"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

  Commentary:
  "Make their day unforgettable by being the unexpected splash in their drink 🥤💦 Cheers to being the surprise they never saw coming!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

  Commentary:
  "Applying sunscreen on kids is the ultimate test of patience and agility, it's as intense as a cardio workout! 💪😅 Don't forget the resistance training when they squirm away like mini ninjas! 🤸‍♂️☀️ #SunscreenStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's aiming for the 'chili' score on Sundays! 🏈🌶️ Bet that game day snack will come back around to haunt you later! 💨🚽 #SuperBowelShowdown"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

  Commentary:
  "Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"

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