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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Jan 29, 2026

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Jan 29, 2026

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Jan 29, 2026

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Jan 29, 2026

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Jan 29, 2026

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Jan 29, 2026

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Jan 29, 2026

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Jan 29, 2026

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Jan 29, 2026

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Jan 29, 2026

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Jan 29, 2026

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Jan 29, 2026

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Jan 29, 2026

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Jan 29, 2026

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Jan 28, 2026

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Jan 28, 2026

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Jan 28, 2026

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Jan 28, 2026

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Jan 28, 2026

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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