If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here. I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria. Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?