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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.