Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?