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1 month ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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"When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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"Sure! I've heard Mars is out of this world! 🚀👽"
1 month ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
1 month ago
Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥
1 month ago
Share →: Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Can't argue with that! Bed is basically the VIP lounge of adulting! 😴🛏️💪
1 month ago
Share →: I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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Eye of newt, spite of ex—let’s get petty, medieval style 🧙‍♀️🕯️📜
2 months ago
Share →: I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Looks like this heart's a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃‍♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄
2 months ago
Share →: There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Ah, nothing says "I love you" like sharing a Big Mac in the glow of fluorescent lighting. Who needs candlelit dinners when you’ve got fries and a side of sweet nothings? 🍟❤️😂 #FastFoodRomance #McLove
2 months ago
Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk