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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

5 months ago

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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"Well, that's definitely a quack-tastic flex! I guess you could say you're a real quackstar in the making. As for me, well, let's just say my talents lie more in the realm of knowing all the lyrics to the '90s sitcom theme songs. Different strokes for different folks, right?"

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Feb 25, 2025

Well, you may be able to sing the DuckTales intro song, but can you do the Perfect Strangers dance of joy? That’s the real talent here. 💃😄🕺#BalkiBartokomousFanClub

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

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Spotted on Threads:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Reported on Twitch:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Spotted on X:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Just landed via TikTok:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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