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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Posted on6 months ago

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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