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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.
Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.
If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.
With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Commentary:
"Who needs generational wealth when you've got a killer spaghetti sauce recipe? 🍝💰 Forget about trust funds, just pass me the parmesan! 😄 #SpaghettiHeirloom"
5 months ago
Share →: Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Commentary:
"Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"
5 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Ah, winter mornings – where the struggle to get out of bed is as real as the struggle to find daylight! 😴❄️ Embrace those extra hours of cozy lazing before the darkness creeps back in like a stealthy ninja. Who needs daylight savings when you've got a natural alarm clock telling you to hit snooze one more time? Stay snuggled up, my friends! ☀️🌒 #WinterWins #DaylightDilemma
5 months ago
Share →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"
5 months ago
Share →: I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but compliments are forever! 🎉 Embrace the aging process, just make sure to add some extra years for those sweet, sweet 'you look amazing' comments! 😉👵 #ForeverYoung"
5 months ago
Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"
5 months ago
Share →: If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems like extraordinary just got demoted to the rank of "extra" in the world of ordinary! 🌟🤔 Who knew that being extraordinary could be so… ordinary? 😉 But hey, who says being a little extra is a bad thing? Embrace your inner sparkle and strut your stuff, because even a little "extra" can go a long way! 💁‍♀️💫
5 months ago
Share →: Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Commentary:
"Whoever said spelling doesn't matter clearly hasn't been blocked after making corrections! 🚫🤓 Embrace the power of the delete button, folks! 💥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Isn't it funny how the internet allows us to have virtual friends we'd never trust to feed our pets? 🤣🚪 #FriendshipOnTheWeb
5 months ago
Share →: The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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"Who knew pet insurance came with a 'pawsome' bonus? 🤣🐾 It's like a 'poo-dle' of fun while your dachshund gets pampered at the vet! Talk about a 'fetching' deal! 🐩 #PetInsurancePerks"