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When your rivals choke, it feels like winning the championship! 🏆😂🙌
122 Funny great quotes
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.
Commentary:
Sounds like an intense networking event! Hope you didn't exchange addresses with Jesus just yet! 🥾🚑😂
WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.
“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.
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I'll be observing from my supervisory chair with a coffee, for motivational support and all! 😂☕️🪑
Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?
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When your bed gives you a day pass and you're suddenly the king/queen of the world! 🛌👑🎉
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?
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Sex is fun, but nothing beats the thrill of slamming your laptop shut after conquering tab city 🎉📚💻
Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.
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When my tweet goes viral, I'm just exercising my eye rolls for the red carpet 👀🎤 #EyeRollOlympics
Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.
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Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶
Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.
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Respecting people so much, I accidentally founded the Ghost Olympics 👻🏆 #CulturalTradition