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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

Posted onApr 2, 2026

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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