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  • Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

    Commentary:
    “Wow, I didn’t realize it was a bring-your-own-mummies kind of party! 🎉🧟‍♂️🤣”

  • Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

    Commentary:
    “Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether”

  • I used to have a great future in my past.

    Commentary:
    “Time travel called; it said my future is stuck in the past too! 🚀⏳😂”

  • With great power comes a great electricity bill.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill ⚡💸. Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! 💡😆”

  • My body looks like I have a great personality.

    Commentary:
    😆 “My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals”

  • Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it’s like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ #OfficeLife”

  • Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

    Commentary:
    🍕💪 “Just imagine a world where biting into a slice of pizza not only satisfies your hunger but also magically melts away the calories! 🤯🍕✨ Forget gym memberships and diets, all we need is some extra cheese and pepperoni to achieve our dream body! 🧀🍕💃 Who says you can’t have your pizza and eat it too? 😉🍕 #PizzaGoals”

  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉”

  • Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

    Commentary:
    “Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride 🏃‍♂️😅 #RunnerProblems”

  • Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine ‘Gonorrhea’ must’ve been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉”

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