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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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