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Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Breaking via Slack:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Going viral on Messenger:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Making waves on Twitch:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Just landed via Discord:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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30 shares on Slack this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

55 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

68 shares on Discord this month:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

53 shares on Slack this month:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Spotted on Telegram:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Shared recently on Telegram:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Spotted on YouTube:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Trending via WhatsApp:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Just shared via YouTube:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Spotted on Pinterest:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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