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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Humorous text about asking AI and divine intervention with a playful tone.
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Looks like even the gods are on a coffee break when it comes to dealing with us mortals! βš‘οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜…

TagsTags: asked, ChatGPT, dead, frustration, God, grok, humor, i, irony, joke, lightning, me, prayer, supernatural

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