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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.